American Idol Time!!!

We are down to the Final 11. Tonight we'll get down to the nitty gritty and get rid of yet another one. Who do I think should go tonight? Anoop...who I officially will call "Ah-Poop" from this point on. I know he is from NC and all that, but so was Jesse Helms...that doesn't mean I need to pull for him, right?

Before the whole show started, I knew that Adam Lambert was going to be part of the line up and I called him as the winner. The kiss of death, if you ask me. But, he is absolutely freakin' awesome. I love the fact that he was on camera swapping spit with some other sweet little honey. Don't even get me started on how much I enjoyed gay porn when I was pregnant. If this picture had been around then, let's just say it would have holes burnt through it.

I think he owns his crazy sh**!!! I love that. His rendition of Ring of Fire made me happy. It was the first time I sat through that entire song without thinking about the ring of fire being related to hemorrhoids. Thanks Adam! You are cool.

I know this is going to sound harsh, but Scott "The blind guy" needs to go. He CAN'T sing!!! I know we all like a a story, but c'mon. I mean, you don't really think he can sing do you???? I will say that we don't have to put up with "eye f***ing" the camera from him (ie: Constantine Maroulas)

I like Danny Gokey. It's not because of his "story" either. Even though it is sad that his wife passed away, that is not why I have decided to become a minion. I think he is just cool. He moves with soul...something I never had and admire. He has a great voice and seems like really down to earth guy.

Let's face it, Country night is a big cluster f***! It's the worst "theme" of the season. It makes people think they have to be something they are not. What if you had big burly construction guy doing an all Rap night? WTF??? Actually, that would be hilarious now that I think about it!!!
Which makes me think...in the above picture of all the contestants...where is his mug???

I wrap up this post with a chant

Anoop
Ahpoop
La Shoop
Ya Poop!!

Get off the Stage!!

Oh one more thing...What do you think about the judges being allowed to use a one time "mulligan" to a contestant. I think it's to stop the folks at www.vftw.com from creating another Sanjaya debauchery.